Wednesday, February 26, 2014

So what Wednesday...

So what if I'm tired of my dogs ruling my life.  How is it that two four legged fur bags can completely take over??  My life is officially ran by dogs...


So what if I'm already living for a trip in October.  A week with friends by the beach is gonna be mine...8 months from now.  It may be a lifetime away but I'm excited anyway...

So what if having my sister and best friend help me over the lunch hour might not be such a great idea.  Lets just say this...more horsing around than work was done.  Good thing that I'm the boss...

So what if the thought of being your own boss might be a whole lot better than actually being it.  Sure its great when you want to mess around during lunch but when its 5:30 a.m. and you don't want to drag your butt out of bed...your it and it doesn't matter...

So what if I'm a little worried of what my Tales body will feel like when she is my age.  If you start falling apart at 14 then I think you might be in BIG trouble...

So what if I'm convinced that making fresh cinnamon rolls every morning is a hazard to my health.  Why do they have to be so darn good?? Damn you Pioneer Woman...

So what if I found myself jealous on Saturday when a girl just happened to have a wine bottle opener in her car for emergencies...why didn't I think of that??  Then I remembered...I drink wine from a screw top or box.  Realization-I'm either poor or ghetto (or both)!!  Oh well.  It could be worse...I think...

So what if having a good friend with a baby might just be the best thing ever.  I get to enjoy the pleasures of a baby and none of the pain.  What??  I've been there...done that...twice...

Happy Hump Day Peeps.  Enjoy the Spring weather...while it lasts!!  Sweet babies-

Wednesday, February 19, 2014

So what Wednesday...

So what if I am not like normal females and don't get all gushy about Valentines Day.  I guess I do have a tiny bit of my mama in me (probably a whole lot...but lets not tell her that)...

So what if I enjoyed my weekend without my kids more than I should have.  The fact that the house stayed perfectly clean for two whole days was amazing...it was totally awesome...can't lie...

So what if even though I enjoyed my clean house I hate missing my children's activities.  Hearing about how great my girl played ball kills me.  Mommy guilt is at it again...

So what if the wind could have literally picked up my house and blew it to the next county.  I don't know who pissed off the Wind God but it must have been pretty bad...

So what if I was sucked into another test on face book. A-I'm not sure how picking a child out of 12 pictures can give you any clue into what state you should be from. B-When asked what food chain I liked best I chose Dunkin Donuts...not because I like it but because I didn't recognize the names of any others. C-I'm pretty sure out of the 50 states it would NEVER be North Dakota...when you get more bad weather than Lake County then I'm out...just sayin...

So what if I'm a little worried when they say that you are what you eat.  If that's the case then I'm a cookie dough brownie, diet coke and spicy mustard middle aged lady who thinks she is healthy because she runs once a week if she is lucky.  I think I may need to rethink my life choices...

So what if a photo my sweet friend posted of a 4" spider at her home in Hawaii almost made me promise myself to NEVER go there again.  It is a damn good thing I love the sun and sand a little more than I hate spiders because it was a close one...

So what if my son's obsession with golf never ceases to amaze me.  I'm not kidding when I say that if he could pitch a tent on hole 9 (even in the sub-zero temps) he would.  I know I say this EVERY week but it is a little ridiculous...

Hope all of you lovely readers have a fabulous rest of the week!!  Sweet Tater-

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

So What Wednesday...

So what if I didn't follow my poor dad's fatherly advice and went to Tater's game anyway.  The roads where not as bad as I thought and after 37 (almost 38) years of doing what I want to I'm pretty sure that he wasn't surprised...

So what if I feel terrible that my poor children are longing for normalcy.  The worst part about it is...I hate to break it to them but this is the new normal...sorry...

So what if the last month and 13 days has literally kicked my a$$.  I'm ready for a nap...followed by a nap...you get the picture...

So what if the rest of Oregon is getting snow and out of nowhere Lake County has became the banana belt of the state.  I've lived here since the womb and never seen this.  How is it even possible??...

So what if the questionnaire on face book is a big fat liar.  How could it say that I am a pint of beer when clearly I am a bottle of wine??  The insanity...

So what if basketball has taken over Darb & I's life.  4 kids, 3 teams and 7 games in the last week has made life awesomely crazy...

So what if migraines can take a hike.  I don't want you, don't like you, don't need you and hope you never visit again.  The END!!

So what if my Taters may have a slight germ phobia.  Besides an impromptu golf game I have literally NEVER seen him move so fast.  At the first sound of puke he was packed and out the door to his grandparents...at 1:00 a.m..  I hope after all of that he is lucky enough to not be the next victim...

So what if I am convinced that although I don't mind getting older my bones and muscles do.  I never thought I would be "that" person but at almost 40 but I am.  After a long run I feel like I am 70...UGGGHH...

Two days until Valentine's Day.  Have fun with the one's you love!  Sweet Valentine-


Wednesday, February 5, 2014

So what Wednesday...

So what if I'm so sick of laundry that I may literally make my kids go naked.  How is it that in two days I can have 5 loads of laundry??  I didn't even know they had that many clothes...

So what if the let down of buying, remodeling, redecorating and beginning to run the Happy Horse is setting in and I don't like it.  Why must this happen??? Why?? Why??...

So what if the only time I get to see my best friend is in the middle of lunch hour.  Talking over a counter while I make sandwiches is better than nothing but we really need to catch up.  I see some Bonita Margaritas in our future...

So what if I have forgone "real food" for Snickers Chex Mix since Sunday.  Making it for Darby sounded like a good idea until I became addicted.  I just have to say this...Snickers Chex Mix is the devil wrapped in chocolate, caramel and nougat...

So what if getting older makes me happy.  It is amazing how nice life can be when you surround yourself with amazing peeps.  Bring it 38...bring it...

So what if the .30 that I am off on my check book is consuming me.  I'm literally dreaming about it...I hope I find the mistake soon or this .30 could just be the 30 pennies that send me over the edge...

So what if I'm pretty sure I need Quick Books for Dummies.  Enough said...I suck at computers...

So what if the Budweiser Super Bowl commercial with the puppy and the horse made me tear up.  I'm a sap...and hormonal...deal with it...

Happy Hump Day friends.  Wishing you a fabulous week...until next time.  Sweet puppy-